Grendel read a myspace bulletin about the parties being thrown in Herot and killed them for twelve years straight every night while they were asleep.
The coming of Beowulf.
Beowulf got on his Mac Book and read Grendel's Twitter about his killings every night so he got all his warriors together and went to Hrothgar.
The Battle with Grendel
Beowulf and the Danes lie in bed watching the plasma screen while he waits for Grendel. Beowulf gets his victory over Grendel by running him over in his 09 four door chevy duramax diesel.
The Monsters' Lair
Hrothgar and his host celebrate Beowulf's victory over Grendel, they listened to their ipods and played xbox all night. That same night Grendel's mom kidnapped and killed Hrothgar's best friend and carries off the claw that was ripped from her son. The next day the horrified king got a email on his hand held computer that the two monsters had an underwater lair, so he told Beowulf.
The Battle With Grendel's Mother
Beowulf listens to music on his MP3 player while he kills the seabeasts and gets pumped up to kill the "lady monster" and kills her with the special sword.
The Last Battle
Beowulf is honored and becomes king for killing the monster and he even had his own episode on cribs. He goes fishing one day and on his tracker he sees a dragon while he is on his boat so he intends to kill the dragon.
The Spoils
Together, Wiglaf and Beowulf kill the dragon but the king dies and his last request was to bring the treasure the dragon was guarding which was a raptor 660 four wheeler,
The Farewell
Wiglaf denounces the soldiers who deserted Beowulf in his combat with the dragon. The Geats burn their king's body on a great funeral pyre and bitterly lament his death. All of this was televised on MTV2.
that's hilarious!! good job!! :)
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