Poetry

My first name is Skyler. Im

wild, interesting, strategic, curious, and honest.

I like girls, broncs, and music.

I would be totally lost without Jesus, my mom, and dad.

The know it all people, and building fence really irritates me.

A few of my favorite movies are "The Hangover", "Old School", "The Rounders".

Im deathly scared of mean red headed women and rattle snakes.

School is good because Im a senior, my classes are easy, I get to judge, and hang out with friends.

Old Mexico, New Mexico, and Colorado are a few places I have visited but I plan on making it to a few of these places in the near future Wyoming, Arizona, Montana, Nevada, and Oregon.

I want to be a boss on a big ranch outfit, I want to ride good horses, I want to be well known for leather work, and I mainly want to please God.

My last name is Jones

Beowulf

The Wrath of Grendel.

Grendel read a myspace bulletin about the parties being thrown in Herot and killed them for twelve years straight every night while they were asleep.

The coming of Beowulf.

Beowulf got on his Mac Book and read Grendel's Twitter about his killings every night so he got all his warriors together and went to Hrothgar.

The Battle with Grendel

Beowulf and the Danes lie in bed watching the plasma screen while he waits for Grendel. Beowulf gets his victory over Grendel by running him over in his 09 four door chevy duramax diesel.

The Monsters' Lair

Hrothgar and his host celebrate Beowulf's victory over Grendel, they listened to their ipods and played xbox all night. That same night Grendel's mom kidnapped and killed Hrothgar's best friend and carries off the claw that was ripped from her son. The next day the horrified king got a email on his hand held computer that the two monsters had an underwater lair, so he told Beowulf.

The Battle With Grendel's Mother

Beowulf listens to music on his MP3 player while he kills the seabeasts and gets pumped up to kill the "lady monster" and kills her with the special sword.

The Last Battle

Beowulf is honored and becomes king for killing the monster and he even had his own episode on cribs. He goes fishing one day and on his tracker he sees a dragon while he is on his boat so he intends to kill the dragon.

The Spoils

Together, Wiglaf and Beowulf kill the dragon but the king dies and his last request was to bring the treasure the dragon was guarding which was a raptor 660 four wheeler,

The Farewell

Wiglaf denounces the soldiers who deserted Beowulf in his combat with the dragon. The Geats burn their king's body on a great funeral pyre and bitterly lament his death. All of this was televised on MTV2.

My future

College in Lubbock is what my plans are for the next four years, no way of getting around that but Arizona, Wyoming, or Montana is where i see myself about 5 years in my future for the experience. Eventually I plan on being back in Texas with a girlfriend or two, don't like the sound of marriage or kids, thats just something else to pay for.